A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted,"Order! Order!" The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda.
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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer.
"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
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Monday, November 9, 2009 ' 11:42 PM
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Hi, im here one again. Haven't been updating my blog once again, as usual. Kinda busy and packed lately. Just done my aplac last check, and secured full marks, which is 20% of AE and E, hopefully =)
Waiting for my hair to dry and off i go to sleep. GEMS lately have been fun for me, learning piano, drums and etc. Sadly, it's only for one semester only =( T.T
Oh yah, Ah teck is as usual, gaying me and my guy friends. For people who dunno him, his my AE and E teacher. Keep saying physically... oops PHYSICScally pure or unpure, kinda irritating and annoying after 2 weeks of hearing that.
CIPs coming up, appointments, debates, CA1 coming up 3 weeks later. Luckily , this time round i make the effort to revise my work everyday after getting home before getting to my facebook website, and some DOTA. Lol.
Okay, going off already, promise to post some jokes. I post 1 joke to quench some of you'll.
Who Should Brew The CoffeeA man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says....
HEBREWS
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Sunday, November 1, 2009 ' 1:00 AM
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Happy Halloween!
Yesterday went to science center for halloween trail walk with my classmates; liwen,regina,yilin,huileng,sookyee, lawrence and shaowei. Kinda fun, had a crazy time there. Too bad no star gazing session due to bad weather T.T
In the trail walk, lol, nothing could scare me. We go around disturbing people or rather ghosts who wanted to scare us and some of them got scare by us. Damn funny, the "GHOSTS" kinda, fake. Some of them unfriendly, some of them very friendly. Got out of the trail, i got scare by a person whom i thought is a statue. I got scare out of the smallest thing rather than the biggest thing in the trail =_=. First time i got so cheated =x Luckily i got scare one time only yesterday =x unlike liwen and some of the girls.
After supper and went home.
Today spent my day with darling =) Kinda happy~ lalala~
On a more solemn mood, i got a sore throat for scaring people off. Weekend over soon, and have to see Kong Ling Teck for monday and tuesday. Kinda scary, because he talks like a gay, walks like a gay, calls me his dear and say im adorable... Disgusting old freako.
And most probably going watch 2012 with my classmates soon... Tata, see ya readers, will update blog if got time =D
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009 ' 1:31 AM
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Okay , starting of the week, kinda refresh. Lessons as usual still the appetizer, main course coming up soon. Heard that today english kinda easy @_@ should had retaken the exam. Gah, nvm waiting nxt year retake with friends.
Hmmmm, tomorrow another long day, 10 to 5 @_@ Going sleep soon, before that , i shall share a joke(:
A language teacher was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
“House” in French, is feminine -”la maison,” “Pencil” in French, is masculine “le crayon.” One puzzled student asked, “What gender is computer?” The teacher did not know, and the word was not in her French dictionary. So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender and asked them to decide whether “computer” should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The men’s group decided that computer should definitely be of the feminine gender (”la computer”), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later review 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine “le computer”) because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you had waited a little longer you could have gotten a better model.
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Thursday, October 22, 2009 ' 11:44 PM
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Close to one month since i last updated. Sorry peeps, have been procrastinating my blog posts, and kinda busy at the same time. Holiday kinda hectic.
School reopen on monday. Seen all my teachers already. Teachers kinda cool , but a few with weird pronunciation. One example, clock. My CPPA teacher pronounce it as COCK=_= First week alot homework le. at least cleared half already @_@ hahas! Tomorrow GEMs hopefully kinda fun.
Anyway today went to watch movie. Sister's keeper. Is really touching that made me tear-ed. Overview of the movie is good, except the fact that there is one noisy and fidgety uncle beside, spoiling the whole tension and seriousness of the movie=.=
Now im full of aches because yesterday i played badminton @_@ Gah! Next week science pursuit, and 2 practicals @_@ And and... MIP , AE&E , AP Chem assignments due!
Until then, see ya~! Good luck to those juniors of mine taking O lvl =D
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Thursday, September 24, 2009 ' 3:10 PM
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Long time never post already. Hahas, haven't been busy, but have been lazy. At home most of the time lately, being a good boy.
Yesterday took back results already. Luckily i passed, some of my friends have to forward module, nvm de la, jiayou! I didn't do really well either. Sigh.
Yesterday night something happened, luckily i'm not soft hearted anymore. Immune to his nonsense and stuff. At least i did what is right, and not because of my safety.
Nowadays, the same topic came into my mind, SACRIFICES. Hahas, don't ask me why.
Felt that i totally wasted my holiday doing nothing, although have something to do at first, for whole 3 months. Then suddenly thought about sec 2 things, last year things, this year things. Why am i the one always sacrificing while he/she/they can enjoy the things they want to do. I don't regret but sometimes, thinking back, is not worth at all. Is not asif they will sacrifice back for u. Even if u sacrifice your whole entire life, they might not do back the same to you, not even a small thing.
Have alot happenings lately, even though im stuck at home, not grounded. Tried my best to be a better man, in the end, no body appreciates. To rub salt to my wound, some f-ed up things happened. I have to tackle problems from every sides and angle.
Thought if i made the choice i would.... hahas.
Come to think of it, my entire year till now is wasted most of the time....
And, i got an injured hand and leg.... Thanks to you know who....
-To protect is not to harm.
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Wednesday, September 9, 2009 ' 11:43 PM
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Today went out to eat steamboat with my former clique, took some pictures i think o.O But, im not photogenic @_@ Gah, ate quite alot @_@ But then i pity shuying, keep have to adjust the temperature of the steamboat =x
Me, yongxiang and beier at there play some sentence forming game, and play until mad=.= Thanks to yongxiang's superb chinese =x
After that left 4 of us, munyee, yongxiang , shuying and me. Went to watch I LOVE YOU BETH COOPER. Oh my, luckily we never watch G-FORCE! THAT SHOW IS SO DAMN HILARIOUS and yeah , kinda related to our life, teenager.
After that accompanied munyee and shuying to pasta mania then we 4 took bus home. And yeah, long time never gather. =) Kinda fun and mad day. Laughing out loud =.=
3 more days =)
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' 12:00 AM
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its 9/9/09 All 9 :x
Okay i being random... Hahas, just took out old cd-s to watch this 3 days. Luckily can burn abit time. Hmmmm, 3 days left to darling's return =)
Lalalala~ Today going eat steamboat with sec sch friends i guess? :x Hmmm~
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Saturday, September 5, 2009 ' 10:59 PM
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Ah, finally a day is ending. Today woke up at 11am++ then used comp till now. Actually intended to go out, but after discussing, =.=, wanted play basketball but no ball=.= Zzzz.
So stayed at home and played game with yaoxiang. Just finish watching 5 people you meet in heave. Damn touching story.
Anyway darling also touched down in vienna le hahas. Glad she's safe and sound =) See her in 1 week time =)
Hmmmm, hope everyday time pass faster @_@ Grrr. and have something to do.
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Friday, September 4, 2009 ' 11:30 PM
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Ah yesterday was really a hectic day, morning woke up damn early, went to the columbarium, had my hair cut, meet xianfeng and yaoxiang to get stuff and went to darling's recital.
Hmmmm, yeah, went to bukit timah plaza also. Got lost for an hour or so @_@ im so stupid not to realize that the plaza is at the next stop not the previous stop@_@
Now i just got home after meeting darling for dinner and accompany her get some stuff. She'll be gone for 1 week =( i will miss her badly =( She better gonna take care herself... Hmmmmm.
1 Week... What shall i do? Maybe i shall eat more and tone up my build @_@ before i look like some brawny ass again-.- hopefully this holiday is an eventful one, eventful in terms of good events. And that my application is a success =x
Jiayou darling in performing!~ =)
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Monday, August 31, 2009 ' 11:57 PM
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Haven't been blogging lately. Been busy and have to go to and fro @_@ Hahas, but it's alright.
Hmmm, lets talk about my exam. Chem was kinda easy, at least to me. BIO and MATHS killed me @_@ Hopefully can pass, actually not killing me only, killed whole cohort-.- Suddenly standard higher than past papers haha.
Today suddenly fell ill in exam, lols. Just woke up after sleeping, but still kinda tired. Hopefully this 2 days faster recover. Thursday is a long day for me, morning still need go death anniversary. Sigh.
Hmmmm, just posted just for the sake of posting @_@ Tata, editing something and go to sleep already.
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Call me by Wee Chong You or Benjamin / Ben
First cry heard on 12/7/92
My Second home is going to Singapore poly from Yishun Secondary School
My likings are cute plushie which all boys does not, playing sports.
I hate hypocrites, backstabber, 3rd party and MOSTLY PEOPLE WHO IGNORE MY CALLS AND SMS! Single / My Heart Attached to Michelle(:
You look so beautiful today
When you're sitting there it's hard for me to look away
So i try to find the words that i could say
I know distance doesn't matter but you feel so far away
And I cant lie
Every time I leave my heart turns gray
And I want to come back home to see your face
And I
Cause I just cant take it
Another day without you with me
Is like a blade that cuts right through me
But I can wait
I can wait forever
When you call my heart stops beating
When you're gone it wont stop bleeding
But I can wait
I can wait forever
You look so beautiful today
It's like every time I turn around I see your face
The thing I miss the most is waking up next to you
When I look into your eyes, I wish that I could stay
And I cant lie
Every time I leave my heart turns gray
And I want to come back home to see your face
And I
Cause I just cant take it
Another day without you with me
Is like a blade that cuts right through me
But I can wait
I can wait forever
When you call my heart stops beating
When you're gone it wont stop bleeding
But I can wait
I can wait forever
I know it feels like forever
I guess that's just the price I gotta pay
But when I come back home to feel your touch
Makes it better
Till that day
Theres nothing else that I can do
And I just cant take it
I just cant take it
Another day without you with me
Is like a blade that cuts right through me
But i can wait
I can wait forever (I can wait forever)
When you call my heart stops beating
When you're gone it wont stop bleeding
But I can wait
I can wait forever
I can wait forever
I can wait forever...
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GCE "O" LEVEL <18 LG KC 550! NEW IPOD!!! VAIO PINK LAPTOP!! PSP SLIM!!! PSP COVER PSP EARPIECE
Another pair of Havianas Slippers
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CONVERSE SLING BAG
CONVERSE BLACK JACKET
GREY/BLACK CRUMPLER SLING BAG!! BIRTHDAY PRESENTS!!!
New Urban Male Slipper
More Clothings
Me not to be lazy anymore>< Good New YEAR RESOLUTIOn!
Become a shuai ge>.< Lesser Pimples on face>.<
Find A job during holidays MUSCLES,6 PAC! GODIVA CHOCOLATE!!!
A good future ?
Most importantly, Her heart!